Stacked & Juicy
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Moo York MinuteSimple, snappy, no nonsense. Black Angus beef, cheddar, Choice of sauce. Classic done classy. |
£ 7.99 |  | |
Dirty CowChilli cheese and a hit of rich Algerian flavour. Messy, melty, and full of attitude. |
£ 9.49 | | |
SmokestackBlack Angus beef, BBQ & chipotle sauce, turkey rashers, cheddar, and crispy onion rings. Big smoke energy. |
£ 10.49 | | |
Steak OutBlack Angus beef, creamy peppercorn sauce, garlic cheese, and crispy onion rings. Think steakhouse vibes in burger form. Bold. Saucy. Satisfying. |
£ 10.99 | | |
The Mad MoozarellaBeef stacked with actual mozzarella sticks, garlic mayo, cheddar, and pickles. It’s gooey mayhem. |
£ 11.49 | | |
CowabungaDouble beef. Chilli cheese. Mozzarella sticks. Onion rings. Turkey rashers. Biggie sauce. You’re not ready. |
£ 12.99 | |
Cluck Club (new)
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Build-A-BirdFried chicken fillet stacked with cheese and your choice of sauce. Build it your way. |
£ 7.99 | | |
Dirty ChickFried chicken fillet stacked with cheese, Algerian sauce, jalapeños, onion and lettuce. Bold, messy and not here to behave. |
£ 9.49 | | |
Smokestack ChickFried chicken fillet stacked with cheese, BBQ & chipotle, turkey rashers, onion rings and lettuce. Big, smoky and not messing about. |
£ 10.99 | | |
The Big CluckDouble fried chicken stacked sky-high with cheese, turkey rashers, onion rings and mozzarella sticks, drowned in garlic mayo and BBQ & chipotle. Loud, filthy, greasy in all the right ways and built to make a mess. Not for the faint-hearted. Bring napkins… or don’t. |
£ 12.99 | |
Get Dip’D (new)
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Dip’d ChickFried chicken fillet, fully dip’d in your choice of sauce, stacked with lettuce, cheese and garlic mayo. |
£ 9.49 | | |
Dip’d ComboFried chicken fillet, fully dip’d in your choice of sauce, stacked with a beef patty, cheese, lettuce and garlic mayo. |
£ 11.49 | |
Get Dirty
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3 x Dirty Wings (Bone-In)Crispy fried chicken wings, drenched in bold sauces and built for messy eating. Proper dirty food. |
£ 5.99 | | |
6 x Dirty Wings (Bone-In)Crispy fried wings on the bone, drenched in sauce and dripping with flavour. Expect a mess. |
£ 8.99 | | |
3 x Dirty Boneless BitesCrispy boneless chicken bites, fried golden and tossed in your choice of sauce. Easy eating, big flavour. |
£ 4.20 | | |
6 x Dirty Boneless BitesCrispy boneless chicken bites, fried golden and tossed in your choice of sauce. Easy eating, big flavour. |
£ 6.49 | |
No Moo, No Problem
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MushroomheadGrilled portobello mushroom, melted cheddar, and garlic mayo. Rich, juicy, and full of depth. |
£ 9.49 | | |
HaloumageddonGolden grilled halloumi with sweet chilli sauce, tomato, onion, and crisp lettuce. Sweet, salty and squeaky clean. |
£ 9.49 | |
Udderly Filthy Fries
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|---|---|---|---|
The Beefy Moo FriesGolden seasoned fries piled high with thick, beefy chilli and melted cheese. Old school loaded fries — no gimmicks, just comfort. |
£ 7.99 | | |
Holy Smokes FriesSeasoned crispy fries topped with house slow-cooked BBQ pulled chicken and melted cheese, finished with a drizzle of BBQ & chipotle sauce. Smoky, rich, and seriously satisfying. |
£ 8.99 | | |
The Udderly Filthy BoxA mega tray of crispy seasoned fries smothered in rich, melty cheese, stacked with loaded toppings and finished with our signature sauces. Built for sharing… but we won’t judge if you don’t. |
£ 11.99 | |
Holy Cow Comfort
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The Holy MacOur rich, creamy mac & cheese, finished with crispy fried onions for that perfect crunch. No shortcuts — just proper comfort food. |
£ 6.99 | | |
The Moo-cho NachosCrispy tortilla chips smothered in molten nacho cheese sauce, topped with fresh salsa and fiery jalapeños. Big flavour, zero holding back. |
£ 6.49 | |
Sideshow Snacks
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Seasoned FriesFries with a mild seasoning |
£ 2.99 | | |
Onion Rings (6)Crispy battered onion rings |
£ 3.99 | | |
Mozzarella Sticks (5)Crispy, cheesy mozzarella sticks |
£ 4.49 | | |
Chicken Bites (6)Bites with actual Chicken inside |
£ 4.99 | | |
Pot of SauceChoose from a variety of sauces. |
£ 0.89 | |
Drinks with bite
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|---|---|---|---|
Spring Water 500mlSpring water |
£ 1.49 | | |
RioRio |
£ 1.49 | | |
Tango Orange 330mlTango Orange |
£ 1.49 | | |
Tango Zero'D Apple Sugar Free 330mlCarbonated Sugar Free Apple Soft Drink with Sweeteners. |
£ 1.49 | | |
Tango Cherry Sugar Free 500mlCarbonated Sugar Free Apple and Cherry Soft Drink with Sweeteners. |
£ 1.49 | | |
Lemonade 330mlLemonade |
£ 1.49 | | |
Irn BruIrn Bru |
£ 1.49 | |
Sweet Stuff
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Holy Fudge CakeRich chocolate fudge cake with a soft, gooey centre and deep chocolate flavour. Pure indulgence. |
£ 4.49 | |
Holy Shakes
| Item | Price | Add | |
|---|---|---|---|
ChocolateA proper chocolate shake — thick, creamy, and full-bodied, not that runny stuff pretending to be dessert. |
£ 5.99 | | |
StrawberrySweet strawberry blended into a thick, creamy shake — smooth, rich, and actually satisfying. |
£ 5.99 | | |
OreoPacked with crushed Oreos and blended thick — not watery, not flimsy, just proper shake consistency with real crunch. |
£ 6.49 | | |
BiscoffLoaded with Biscoff and blended seriously thick — rich, smooth, and nothing like those thin, watered-down versions. |
£ 6.49 | | |
BuenoKinder Bueno blended into a heavy, creamy shake — thick enough to actually taste it, not just sip flavoured milk. |
£ 6.49 | | |
FerreroFerrero Rocher smashed into a dense, chocolate-hazelnut shake — rich, thick, and built properly from the first sip. |
£ 6.49 | |
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Holy Cow! Burger Co.
Crawley Rugby Football Club Ifield Avenue, Crawley, Sussex, RH11 7LX
Explore the full menu from Holy Cow! Burger Co. in Crawley. Order Burgers takeaway online for fast delivery or collection. Wide selection of delicious dishes.