✨Meal Deals✨
| Item | Price | Add | |
|---|---|---|---|
Smugglers Meal For 1A Smash Cartel Double Cheeseburger served with a side of Classy Fries and Drink |
£ 14.90 |  | |
Sinaloa Meal For 22x Smash Cartel Double Cheeseburgers served with 2x Fries, 2x Drinks and 3x Smashin Tenders |
£ 31.95 | | |
Intent to Supply For 4The BIG 4 - 4x Burgers, 4x Classy Fries, 3x Smashin Tenders and 4x Drinks. |
£ 63.45 | |
Deals for Match Days ⚽️
| Item | Price | Add | |
|---|---|---|---|
Kickoff Deal for OneThe Sicaria - Single Patty Cheeseburger, Fries and A Drink of Your Choice. |
£ 12.00 | | |
Kickoff Deal for Two2 Cheeseburgers, 2 Drinks, and 2 Fries, The Perfect Combo. |
£ 30.90 | | |
Kickoff Deal for FourThe BIG 4 - 4x Burgers, 4x Classy Fries, and 4x Drinks. |
£ 61.75 | |
Smash Cartel Burgers
| Item | Price | Add | |
|---|---|---|---|
The SicariaPetite Hitwoman - Juicy smashed single beef patty with cheese, onions, ketchup and silky garlic mayo on toasted buns. |
£ 8.40 | | |
The GodfatherA Legend, The Don of Smashburgers! - Smashed Double Cheeseburger with Onions, Fresh Pickles, a hint of Mustard & our Secret Cartel House Sauce. |
£ 10.40 | | |
The EscobarDouble Smashed Juicy Cheeseburger, Loaded with Lettuce, Tomato, Onions, Fresh Pickles & our Biggy Mac Sauce. |
£ 11.25 | | |
El ChapoGuzman's Double Smashed Juicy Cheeseburger with Crispy Onions, fresh Pickles & House Truffle Mayo. |
£ 11.25 | | |
ScarfaceTony Montana's Double Smashed Juicy Cheeseburger with Onions, Fresh Pickles, Green Chillies & our OG Hot Sauce. |
£ 11.25 | | |
The GottiGambino Mafia - American Style Double Smashed Juicy Cheeseburger with Onions, Mustard and Ketchup. You can't go wrong with this one. |
£ 11.25 | | |
The Black Widow"The only man I was ever afraid of was a woman named Griselda Blanco." - BBQ & Ranch Doused Double Smashed Cheeseburger with Turkey Bacon, & Fresh Onions. |
£ 12.20 | |
Cartel Sandos
| Item | Price | Add | |
|---|---|---|---|
The SnitchJuicy, Crispy, Fried Chicken Sando with Smooth Garlic Mayo, Lettuce, Fresh Pickles and our Secret House Sauce. You’ll be telling everyone about it. |
£ 10.25 | | |
YakuzaJuicy Crispy Chicken smothered in our Korean BBQ Sauce served in a Toasted Brioche Bun with Gochujang, Crunchy Lettuce, Our House Garlic Slaw, Pickles, Jalapenos, and finished with our Staple Garlic Mayo. |
£ 10.95 | | |
Honey I'm HomeJuicy Crispy Chicken smothered in Hot Honey sauce served in a soft brioche bun with crunchy lettuce, our house garlic slaw, jalapenos, pickles and finished with our staple garlic mayo. |
£ 12.95 | | |
MS-13Our Classic Grilled Cheese Sandwich with American Melted, Gooey Cheese, a layer of our House Sauce, Onions and served on an inside-out Bun, Toasted Until Golden Brown. |
£ 5.40 | |
Conspiracy
| Item | Price | Add | |
|---|---|---|---|
Double SmashDouble Smashed Juicy Cheeseburger with your toppings and sauce of choice. |
£ 10.85 | | |
Trippple SmashTriple Smashed Juicy Cheeseburger with your toppings and sauce of choice. |
£ 11.95 | | |
Southern FriedJuicy and Crispy Chicken Fillet Burger With Your Toppings and Sauce of Choice. |
£ 10.65 | |
Smashin Tenders and Wings
| Item | Price | Add | |
|---|---|---|---|
3X Smashin Tenders3 Large Crispy Seasoned Chicken Tenders with your pick of sauce which will blow your mind! Served with a dip of your choice on the side and topped with fresh chives. |
£ 5.99 | | |
4X Smashin Tenders4 Large Crispy Seasoned Chicken Tenders with your pick of sauce which will blow your mind! Served with a dip of your choice on the side and topped with fresh chives. |
£ 7.95 | | |
7x Smashin Tenders7 Large Crispy Seasoned Chicken Tenders with your pick of sauce which will blow your mind! Served with a dip of your choice on the side and topped with fresh chives. |
£ 11.95 | | |
3x Smashin Wings3 XL Juicy and Crunchy Wings! Choose your sauce which will blow your mind! Served with a dip of your choice on the side and topped with fresh chives. |
£ 4.80 | | |
5x Smashin Wings5 XL Juicy and Crunchy Wings! Choose your sauce which will blow your mind! Served with a dip of your choice on the side and topped with fresh chives. |
£ 7.95 | | |
8x Smashin Wings8 XL Juicy and Crunchy Wings! Choose your sauce which will blow your mind! Served with a dip of your choice on the side and topped with fresh chives. |
£ 11.45 | |
Loaded Fries
| Item | Price | Add | |
|---|---|---|---|
Lock n Loaded Fries - Build Your OwnCrispy fries loaded with your choice of a smashed beef patty with cheese or chopped chicken tenders, topped with crispy onions, jalapeños, chives, and your favorite sauce combo. |
£ 10.95 | | |
American Cheese Burger Loaded FriesCrispy golden fries topped with all the flavors of a classic cheeseburger! With your choice of a smashed beef patty with cheese or chopped chicken tenders, smothered in rich cheese sauce, tangy ketchup, and traditional yellow mustard. |
£ 10.25 | | |
House Special Loaded FriesThe ultimate comfort food. Crispy fries, with your choice of a smashed beef patty with cheese or chopped chicken tenders, drizzled generously with our signature burger sauce and creamy cheese sauce. |
£ 10.50 | | |
Truffle Mayo Loaded FriesCrispy golden fries with your choice of a smashed beef patty with cheese or chopped chicken tenders, topped with cheesy sauce and a drizzle of rich, aromatic truffle mayo. |
£ 10.65 | | |
OG Hot Loaded FriesCrispy, golden fries toped with your choice of a smashed beef patty with cheese or chopped chicken tenders drizzled with a bold combination of OG Hot Sauce, burger sauce, and cheese sauce. |
£ 10.65 | |
Sides ✌
| Item | Price | Add | |
|---|---|---|---|
FriesClassic hot and crispy fries with the option of seasoning which will blow your mind away! |
£ 3.95 | | |
Curly FriesCrunchy Curly Fries with the option of seasoning for a smashin' flavour. |
£ 3.95 | | |
Chicken Popcorn BanditsJuicy chicken breast popcorn pieces triple coated in southern style batter |
£ 6.95 | |
Lil Bandits - Kids Meal
| Item | Price | Add | |
|---|---|---|---|
Chips & Strips3 Large Crispy Chicken Tenders which will blow your mind! Topped with fresh chives and Served with Crispy Golden Fries. |
£ 6.50 | | |
Lil' BitesJuicy chicken breast popcorn pieces triple coated in southern style batter and Served with Fries. |
£ 5.50 | |
Sweet Contraband
| Item | Price | Add | |
|---|---|---|---|
Cartel Churros6x Golden crispy churros, fluffy on the inside. Choose your mouthwatering flavour! |
£ 4.95 | |
The Sauce Stash
| Item | Price | Add | |
|---|---|---|---|
Cartel House Sauce DipThe Smash Cartel's Signature Sauce. Can't really tell you the secret. |
£ 1.25 | | |
The OG Hot Sauce DipThe Original Hot Sauce. |
£ 1.25 | | |
Truffle Mayo Sauce DipMayo infused with truffle oil |
£ 1.25 | | |
Honey Sriracha Sauce DipSriracha Sauce with a Sweetness to it. |
£ 1.25 | | |
Buttermilk Ranch Sauce DipCreamy ranch with notes of herbs. |
£ 1.25 | | |
Biggie Mac SauceOur classic biggie mac sauce |
£ 1.25 | | |
Ketchup DipThe classic tangy tomato dip. |
£ 1.25 | |
Drinks
| Item | Price | Add | |
|---|---|---|---|
Coke330 ml can |
£ 1.95 | | |
Coke Zero330 ml can |
£ 1.95 | | |
Sprite330 ml can |
£ 1.95 | | |
Still Water*Brand may vary |
£ 1.95 | |
Order Details
Restaurant Details
Smash Cartel - Brownhill Rd
Pizza Roma Catford, 267 Brownhill Road, London, Kent, SE6 1AE