Two Fat Indians

Two Fat Indians on Glasgow Road serves up familiar Indian takeaway classics in the Paisley area, with a no-fuss approach that local residents clearly appreciate. Rated 3.5/5 on Google from 123 reviews and holding a Pass in its most recent Food Hygiene inspection from May 2026, this spot has become a reliable option for those craving curry without the ceremony. Its straightforward name reflects the honest, unfussy style of cooking on offer here.

The menu is built around the usual Indian takeaway favourites: rich chicken tikka masala, fiery vindaloo, creamy korma, and biryanis packed with fragrant rice and tender meat. There is also a solid selection of vegetarian options and classic sides like onion bhajis and garlic naan. Cooking here is straightforward and generous, with bold spicing and good portion sizes. Two Fat Indians delivers across the surrounding Paisley area, so you can enjoy a proper curry night in without leaving home.