Twisted London - Maidstone, Chatham Road

Locals in Maidstone with a serious burger craving know exactly where to head on Chatham Road. Twisted London has built a devoted following for its over-the-top creations that abandon subtlety in favour of pure, unapologetic indulgence. With a spotless Food Hygiene Rating and a reputation that travels well beyond the neighbourhood, this place takes the art of the smash patty seriously—each one is pressed thin on the flat-top, developing those lacy, crispy edges that crunch before giving way to juicy, tender meat inside.

The menu reads like a greatest hits of burger excess: think deep-fried mac 'n' cheese bites perched atop double beef patties, or sticky glazed bacon tangled with melted American cheese. Everything is stacked high and served in a soft, squishy bun that somehow holds it all together. Whether you're ordering for a solo feast or feeding a crowd, the kitchen keeps the same energy whether you collect or have it delivered. Just be sure to have extra napkins ready—things get gloriously messy.