Smash Me Baby

Maidstone burger lovers have found their match in Smash Me Baby, a dedicated smash burger joint that's been making waves with its properly flattened patties. The kitchen takes a no-fuss approach to American comfort food, delivering those distinctive crispy-edged burgers with the kind of devoted following that keeps locals coming back for more. With a Food Hygiene Rating of 5, this is a spot that takes its quality as seriously as its flavour.

The menu leans hard into the smash technique—thin beef patties pressed onto a hot griddle until they develop that coveted lacy crust, then layered between soft, squishy buns. Their signature Smash Burger comes loaded with American cheese, pickles, onions and their secret sauce, while the Bacon Double Smash adds an extra hit of smoky richness. Every burger is made to order, so expect a short wait for that fresh-off-the-grill taste. Smash Me Baby delivers across Maidstone, making it easy to get your smash fix without leaving the house.