✨Meal Deals✨
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Delusion for 1One gyro, one side, one sauce, and one drink. It feels like a balanced meal, but you know you’re spiraling. |
£ 14.45 |  | |
The Solo MunchOne gyro, one side, one sauce. |
£ 12.95 | | |
The Full Freakout For 2Two gyros. Two sides. Two drinks. Two Sauces. All to choice. For two people or one absolute maniac. |
£ 29.85 | |
Deals for Match Days ⚽️
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Kickoff Deal for OneManiac Halloumi Wrap along with a Drink, to Make It The Best Night of Your Life. |
£ 10.75 | | |
Kickoff Deal for TwoAny 2 Gyros of your choice + Freaky Fries + 2 Sauces + 2 Drinks |
£ 33.10 | | |
Kickoff Deal for Four4 Gyros of your choice + 2 Bowls of your choice + 4 Sauces + 4 Drinks. |
£ 75.15 | |
Gyros
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The Greek Chic GyroShe’s hot, loaded, and ready to ruin your night (in the best way). Stuffed with juicy chicken gyro, crispy fries, crunchy lettuce, fresh tomato, red onions, and your sauce of choice — all wrapped in a warm, fluffy pita. |
£ 12.45 | | |
Lamb LucidIt's smoky, juicy, and definitely not calling you back. Stacked with tender lamb yeeros, crispy golden fries, crunchy lettuce, fresh tomato, and red onion — all dripping in creamy tzatziki and hugged by a warm, fluffy pita. |
£ 10.95 | | |
The Maniac Halloumi WrapThis one doesn’t play nice. Overflowing with golden halloumi fries, crisp lettuce, juicy tomato, red onion, your favorite sauce, and a handful of fries — all wrapped in soft, warm pita. Salty, melty, crunchy, messy… it's chaos in the best possible way. Proceed with zero self-control. |
£ 9.95 | | |
The Freaky Fix WrapThis wrap is unhinged. It’s got juicy chicken gyro, filthy halloumi fries, a fistful of chips, crunchy veg, and your choice of sauce — all smashed into a warm pita like it’s the last thing you’ll eat before blackout. It’s loud. It’s greasy. It’s freakin’ glorious. Handle with dirty hands and zero shame. It's a Freaky Athenian Fix! |
£ 14.45 | | |
The Neon Green WrapThis wrap will light up your tastebuds with its soft falafel, golden fries, fresh lettuce, tomato, red onion, and your pick of sauce — all hugged in a warm pita. |
£ 9.95 | |
Bowls
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The Untamed Chic BowlStacks on stacks of juicy halal chicken, marinated like it partied in Athens and woke up in Mykonos. Loaded with extra meat, crispy oregano fries, fresh tomato, lettuce, red onions, warm pita, and your sauce of choice - this bowl doesn't play nice. It’s bold, messy, and way too hot to be eating in public. |
£ 14.95 | | |
Lamb Lapse BowlLost track of time? Blame the bowl. Lamb Lapse is loaded with tender lamb yeeros, golden fries, fresh salad, fluffy pita and a cool hit of tzatziki on the side. |
£ 15.95 | | |
The Exta-Stix Halloumi BowlA salty, melty, golden mess of crispy halloumi fries, loaded up with oregano fries, fresh veg, warm Greek pita, and your favorite sauce. It’s rich, crunchy, and straight-up addictive - the kind of bowl you devour without thinking twice. |
£ 14.95 | | |
The Green Trip BowlThis one hits different. Crispy falafel balls, oregano fries, fresh veg, warm pita, and your choice of sauce - all smashed into a 100% plant-fueled bowl. Meat who? You're already too high for that. |
£ 14.95 | | |
The Freakin' Feast BowlIt’s not a meal - it’s a full-blown food trip. Juicy chicken gyro, surrounded by fresh veg, seasoned oregano fries, wrapped in a warm pita, and your sauce of choice. It’s salty, juicy, melty, and absolutely unhinged. Built for the freaks who want it all and don’t care who’s watching. It'll have you screaming EUGREEKA! |
£ 16.95 | |
Skepasti
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SkepastiYour protein of choice sandwiched between 2 warm fluffy pittas with lettuce, tomatoes, red onions, parsley, oregano fries and a sauce of your choice. |
£ 15.35 | |
Freaky Vegan - Plant Based Goodness
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Vegan Neon Falafel WrapThis wrap will light up your tastebuds with its soft falafel, golden fries, fresh lettuce, tomato, red onion, and your pick of sauce — all hugged in a warm pita. |
£ 9.95 | | |
Vegan Falafreak BowlThis one hits different. Crispy falafel balls, oregano fries, fresh veg, warm pita, and your choice of sauce - all smashed into a 100% plant-fueled bowl. Meat who? You're already too high for that. |
£ 12.95 | |
Loaded Fries
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The Freaky FriesAbsolute filth — in the best way. We’re talking golden fries drowning in house sauce, stacked with juicy halal chicken, topped with crispy onions and blasted with oregano like it’s illegal. They're Addictive. Eat them fast, eat them dirty. |
£ 7.95 | |
Small Plates ✌
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Muncher FriesThese aren’t your sad side-of-the-plate fries. They’re crispy, herby, smoky little bangers made to be devoured with sauce running down your wrist. Paprika and oregano just took fries to freak status. |
£ 3.96 | | |
Neon Sweet Potato FriesSweet, salty, freaky as hell. These glowing golden beauties are crispy on the outside, soft in the middle, and dusted with wild oregano for that Greek-party twist. |
£ 4.75 | | |
Funky Pita Dip BowlFluffy, warm Greek pita served with a cold hit of creamy, garlicky tzatziki — thick enough to scoop, freaky enough to crave. It's the ultimate foreplay for your tastebuds. You’ll double dip. We won’t judge. |
£ 4.75 | | |
FalafreaksThese herby Greek falafels don’t just crunch — they trip. Golden on the outside, soft inside, and served with your sauce of choice, they’re made for snacking, dipping, and maybe questioning reality a little. |
£ 4.95 | | |
Halloumi Exta-StixThick-cut halloumi fries, fried 'til golden and dripping with salty, melty goodness. Crispy edges, squeaky centers, and your dip of choice on the side. It's the perfect crave at 2AM, whether you're wasted or just hungry for something that slaps. |
£ 7.95 | | |
Dolma DropsSoft vine leaves stuffed with herby rice, served with a side of chilled tzatziki. Light snack. Freaky obsession. |
£ 8.95 | |
Desserts
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Sugar LoopsHot, golden churros fried to perfection and loaded your way. It's the first bite after a full-blown munchies meltdown. Pick your high: gooey chocolate, sticky Lotus, crushed Oreos, or the OG sugar-cinnamon twist. Dare to share? |
£ 5.15 | |
Sauces
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House Sauce (Little Spicy)The Freaky House Special - with a ZING! |
£ 1.50 | | |
Tzatziki DipTraditional Authentic Greek Tzatziki but Freakier |
£ 1.50 | | |
OG Hot SauceRed Hot Sauce with a Bang! |
£ 1.50 | | |
Spicy MayoDelicious Spicy Mayo |
£ 1.50 | | |
Garlic MayoOur silky blend of garlic and mayo |
£ 1.50 | |
Drinks
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Coke330 ml can |
£ 1.95 | | |
Coke Zero330 ml can |
£ 1.95 | | |
Sprite330 ml can |
£ 1.95 | | |
Fanta330 ml can |
£ 1.95 | | |
Still Water*Brand may vary |
£ 1.95 | |
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Freaky Greek - The Square
Wiggy Wings, Unit 3,28-30, The Square, Marlowes, Hemel Hempstead, Hertfordshire, HP1 1ER
Explore the full menu from Freaky Greek - The Square in Hemel Hempstead. Order Greek takeaway online for fast delivery or collection. Wide selection of delicious dishes.