Proper Naughty Takeaway Menu

A vibrant blend of juicy blueberries and fruit, mixed with 100% pure apple juice for a refreshing and naturally sweet smoothie bursting with flavour.

A Taste of Luxury With the Five Rings Royale. Made with 100% British and Irish two beef, topped with smoky bacon and five golden onion rings. Jack cheese & sweet chilli

A Taste of Luxury The spicy Brioche King, a brioche style bun with an original 2 recipe fillet, a beef and onion stuffing, burger dressing, lettuce, cheese and a spicy sauce.

"Say hello to flavor! Paneer, fresh veggies, and a sweet chili-mint zing make every bite unforgettable!"

“Crispy chicken burger, golden fries & a refreshing drink ” Meals include Large Fries and soft drink.

Select a delicious chicken burger, get free crispy fries and a drink, and choose between wings or a classic original chicken piece."

Pick a burger, get fully loaded fries, choose a dessert, and enjoy a refreshing drink—because you deserve it."

A Summer Special – 6 pieces of Original Recipe Chicken, 8 Hot Wings, , 3 regular Fries & a Pepsi max 1.25l large bottle of drink. Crisp, crunch, and a whole lotta love!

A Summer Special – 6 pieces of Original Recipe chicken, with 8 Hot Wings & 6 Mini Fillets, 3 regular fries & a Pepsi max 1.25l large bottle of drink. Crisp, crunch, and a whole lotta love!

Pick two flame-grilled burgers, enjoy fully loaded fries, grab two desserts, and sip on two drinks."

5 wings & fries

1 piece chicken, 2 wings & fries

Boneless chicken (mini fillets)

7 Piece chicken, 5 wings, 3 large peri peri fries & 1 cans drink

12 wings, 2 large peri peri fries & 2 dips

1x Beef Burger, Monterey Jack Cheese, with ketchup and mustard

2x Smashed patties, streaky bacon, American cheese slices, lettuce, tomatoes, fresh onions and pickles topped with ketchup and mustard

2x Smashed patties, American cheese, cheesy nachos, nacho cheese sauce.

A Taste of Luxury The spicy Brioche King, a brioche style bun with an original 2 recipe fillet, a beef and onion stuffing, burger dressing, lettuce, cheese and a spicy sauce.

Our homemade Chicken breast fillet, streaky bacon, smoked Monterey Jack cheese, beer battered onion rings and BBQ sauce

Vegan Burger, vegan cheese, lettuce, tomatoes, onion, pickles and vegan mayo

"Say hello to flavor! Paneer, fresh veggies, and a sweet chili-mint zing make every bite unforgettable!"

Golden-crispy chicken strips paired with fresh, crunchy lettuce and creamy mayo, all wrapped in a soft tortilla. Perfect for a quick, satisfying meal that never goes out of style.

Double the flavor, double the satisfaction! Our Beef & Chicken Fusion Wrap features a succulent beef patty, crispy chicken strips, fresh lettuce, and creamy mayo, all rolled up in a warm tortilla. It’s a perfect balance of tender and crispy with every bite.

"Turn up the heat with our Hot Wings—spicy, saucy, and irresistibly addictive!"

"Get ready to wing it! Crispy, spicy, and downright addictive!"

"Classic and crispy—our Original Recipe Chicken is love at first crunch!"

"Savor the legend! Our Original Recipe Chicken is comfort food done right."

"Where tradition meets taste—our Original Recipe Chicken is always a winner!"

"Get your hands on our Porky Pies: homemade pulled pork smothered in sweet BBQ sauce, crowned with a sprinkle of sesame seeds. One bite, and you’ll be hooked!"

"Turn up the heat with our Chili Cheese Fries – smothered in homemade chili con carne and gooey nacho cheese sauce. Spice, cheese, and crunch in every bite!"

"Get ready for Proper Naughty Loaded Fries/Nachos – fully loaded and downright irresistible! Piled high with homemade pulled pork in sweet BBQ sauce, smothered in nacho cheese with spicy chili con carne, and topped with smoky bacon bits. It’s the ultimate dirty bite!"

L"Meet your new craving: Cheese Beef Patty Loaded Fries – crispy fries (or nachos) drenched in nacho cheese, piled with juicy chopped beef, drizzled with burger sauce, and topped with pickles for the perfect tangy kick. A true flavor overload!"

A refreshing blend of sweet strawberries and banana, mixed with 100% pure apple juice for a smooth, fruity and naturally delicious drink. Made fresh to order.

"Crunchy, Gooey, and Oh-So-Oreo: A Fried Delight!"

Three layers of moisture, rich, dark chocolate cake between lashings of dark chocolate Fudge.

"Berry Bliss in Every Bite: bakewell frangipane perfection!"

Crunchy chocolate cookie pieces folded into velvety vanilla ice cream. A classic combo, made with real ingredients for next-level indulgence.

Simple, elegant, and timeless. Made with real bourbon vanilla and fresh cream for a smooth, rich flavour you can’t resist.

BBQ, peri peri or buffalo

Plain fries

Choose 6 or 12

Choose 6 or 12

Choose 6 or 12

Generously hand cut & served with yoghurt and mint or sweet chilli

Seasoned curly chops/twister Fries

Small smashed beef patty with cheese and ketchup in a brioche bun, served with chips and a fruit shoot (vegan option available)

Kids Chicken Nuggets Combo - 6 x Chicken Nuggets served with chips and a fruit shoot.

"Our Kids Onion Rings Combo is a crunchy, golden delight! Featuring perfectly crispy onion rings, a side of tasty fries, and a kid-sized drink, it’s the ultimate snack-time treat that’s as fun as it is delicious!"

Rich, velvety Belgian chocolate blended into ultra-creamy ice cream. Pure indulgence, made with real ingredients and no artificial flavours.

Crunchy chocolate cookie pieces folded into velvety vanilla ice cream. A classic combo, made with real ingredients for next-level indulgence.

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Large dip 8oz

" Say hello to our new milkshake trio! Creamy Chocolate , juicy Strawberry , and smooth Banana – blended to perfection, served chilled, and made to make you smile . Sip, smile, repeat! ✨"

Sparkling Soft Drink with Plant Extracts

Carbonated Low Calorie Cola Flavoured Soft Drink with Sweeteners. Pepsi MAX is the fizz-popping, taste rocking, sugar free cola - bursting with taste and bold refreshment. The perfect drink for fun times together, at home or on the go! Maximum Taste, no sugar - The long lasting hit of caramel and vanilla and the intense taste of a regular Pepsi all with no sugar, for the best taste no compromise! Make meal times better with Pepsi MAX. Perfect for pizza nights in, BBQs and evening meals together

Sparkling Soft Drink with Plant Extracts

Sparkling Mixed Fruit Drink with Sugar and Sweeteners

Sparkling Lemon-Lime Flavour Low Calorie Soft Drink with Sugar and Sweeteners