Light Bites

Big Breakfasts

Breakfast Sandwiches

Coffee, Iced Coffee and Chai

Hot Chocolate and Spiced Drinks

Tea & Iced Tea

Shakes

Smoothies and Spritzers

Kombucha

Cans and Bottles

Light Bites

Item		Price	Add
K.Aris Locally Made Greek Yoghurt Served w Nutty Granola, Homemade Compote, Cinnamon & Honey. Allergens milk oat, almonds, wheat, barley,		£ 8.50
Bacon Light Bite (toast not included) One Slice of Butchers Bacon, 2 Hash Browns, 2 Eggs (Fried or Scrambled) & a pot of Sweet Chilli Sauce.		£ 9.00
Sausage Light Bite (toast not included) One Butchers Sausage, Sesame Shrooms, Beans & 2 Hash Browns allergens metabisulphite gluten soy sesame		£ 9.00
Homemade Tofu Light Bite (toast not included) Home Marinated Tofu baked and served with Sauteed Spinach and Garlic and 2 Hash Browns allergens Soy yeast metabisulphate		£ 9.00
Smoked Salmon Light Bite (toast not included) Smoked Salmon, 2 Eggs (fried or Scrambled) & Half a seasoned Avo. Allergens fish egg (milk if you choose scrambled)		£ 9.00

Big Breakfasts

Item		Price	Add
Diddy Kong 1 Locally Sourced Butchers Pork Sausage, 1 Butchers Unsmoked Bacon, 1 Egg, Stewed Tomatos & Beans w Buttered Sourdough Toast. Allergens - Celery, Wheat, Sulphites, Egg, Milk		£ 10.35
King Kong 2 Locally Sourced Butchers Pork Sausage, 2 Butchers Unsmoked Bacon, 2 Eggs, Stewed Tomatos & Beans w Buttered Sourdough Toast. Allergens - Celery, Wheat, Milk, Sulphites, Egg		£ 14.80
Marv's DiddyZilla 1 Locally Sourced Butchers Pork Sausage, 1 Butchers Unsmoked Bacon, 1 Egg, 1 Black Pudding, 1 Hash Brown, Mushrooms, Stewed Tomato and Beans with Buttered Sourdough Toast. Allergens - Celery, Wheat, Sulphites, Egg, Milk, Soy, Sesame, Oatmeal, Barley.		£ 14.80
Godzilla 2 Locally Sourced Butchers Pork Sausage, 2 Butchers Unsmoked Bacon, 2 Eggs, 1 Black Pudding, 2 Hash Brown, Mushrooms, Stewed Tomato and Beans with Buttered Sourdough Toast. Allergens - Celery, Wheat, Sulphites, Egg, Milk, Soy, Sesame, Oatmeal, Barley.		£ 17.20
Vegan Diddy 1 Richmond Vegan Sausage, 1 Hash Brown, Sliced Seasoned Avocado, Mushrooms, Stewed Tomato and Beans with Vegan Buttered Sourdough Allergens - Soya, Wheat, Sesame.		£ 10.35
Vegan Kong 2 Richmond Vegan Sausage, 2 Hash Brown, Sliced Seasoned Avocado, Mushrooms, Stewed Tomato and Beans with Vegan Buttered Sourdough. Allergens Soya, Wheat, Sesame		£ 14.80
Veganzilla 2 Richmond Vegan Sausage, 2 Hash Brown, Homemade Tofu, Sliced Seasoned Avocado, Homous, Mushrooms, Sauteed Spinach & Garlic, Stewed Tomatos & Beans with Vegan Buttered Sourdough. Allergens - Soya, Wheat, Sesame, Metabisulphite		£ 17.20
Gluten Free Diddy Kong 1 Gluten Free Sausage, 1 Buchers Bacon Beans, Stewed Tomatos, 1 Fried Egg & Gluten Free Toast Buttered. Allergens - Egg Sulphites, Metabisulphate, Milk		£ 9.00
Gluten Free King Kong 2 Gluten Free Sausage, 2 Buchers Bacon Beans, Stewed Tomatos, 1 Fried Egg & Gluten Free Toast Buttered. Allergens - Egg Sulphites, Metabisulphate, Milk		£ 11.00

Breakfast Sandwiches

Item		Price	Add
Bacon Bad Boy 2 Butchers Bacon, Melted Cheddar & Mozzerella, Hash browns. Allergens - Sulphites, Egg, Milk		£ 9.50
Bacon Tower 2 Butchers Bacon, Hash Browns, Sesame Soy Mushrooms, Fried Egg & Sliced Seasoned Avacodo. Allergens- Sulphites, Egg, Sesame, Soy, Milk		£ 10.00
Salmon & Cream Cheese Smoked Salmon, Thick Cream Cheese, Fried Egg, Sauteed Spinach & Garlic. Allergens - Milk, Fish, Metabisulphate		£ 10.25
Bacon & Sausage 2 Locally Sourced Butchers Pork Sausages & 2 Butchers Bacon. Allergens - Celery, Wheat & Sulphites		£ 8.75
Halloumi & Sweet Chilli Halloumi, Sauteed Spinach and Garlic & Sweet Chilli Sauce. Allergens - Milk, Metabisulphate, Sesame.		£ 8.55
Vegan Bad Boy 2 Vegan Sausage, Sesame Shrooms, 2 Hash Browns & Avocado allergens - soya wheat gluten sesame		£ 9.50
Homemade Tofu Home Baked Tofu, Hummus, Paprika & Sliced Seasoned Avocado. Allergens - Soya, Sesame, Yeast		£ 9.75
Vegan Sexy Sausage 2 Richmond Sausages, Hash Browns, Vegan Cheese Melted & Fried Onions Allergens - Soya Wheat Gluten		£ 9.50

Jacket Spuds

Item		Price	Add
Cheeky Tuna Mayo With Sweetcorn, Spring Onions an Balsamic Glaze allergens - fish mustard egg sulphites milk		£ 11.00
Beans N Cheese Cheddar hiding underneath the beans and sprinkled on top. Allergens milk		£ 10.50
Bacon Cheese N Beans With Spring Onion and Balsamic Glaze allergens Milk, Sulphites		£ 12.00
Grilled Cheese & Onion Loaded with Grated Cheddar and Onion then grilled till Crispy!		£ 11.00

Panini

Item		Price	Add
Classic Caldwells Ham, Cheddar & Mozzerella pressed on the grill till melty & golden. Allergens Gluten milk sulphites		£ 11.00
Sweet Chilli Piggy Smoked Streaky Bacon, Brie & Sweet Chilli Sauce pressed on the grill till melty & golden. Allergens gluten sulphites milk		£ 11.00
Chicken & Homemade Pesto With Sundried Tomatos and Mozzerella pressed on the grill till melty & golden. Allergens Milk Gluten		£ 11.00
BBQ Chicken With Streaky Bacon & Mozzerella pressed on the grill till melty & golden. Allergens Gluten Milk, Sulphites		£ 12.00
Tuna Melt With Cheddar, mozzerella & Spring Onion pressed on the grill till melty & golden. Allergens Fish egg celery mustard milk gluten		£ 11.00
All The Plants Homemade Pesto, Houmous, Paprika, sunblushed Tomatos & Spinach pressed on the grill till melty & golden. Allergens sesame cashew nuts yeast gluten		£ 11.00
Sweet Chilli Tofu Melt Home marinaded & baked Tofu with Sweet Chilli & Violife pressed on the grill till melty & golden. Allergens yeast soy gluten		£ 11.00

Sexy Salads

Item		Price
Chicken, Bacon & Avo With Leaves, Cucumber, Corn, Roast Peppers & Spring onions & balsamic Glaze allergens - Sulphites		£ 14.95
Funky Salad Roast Veg Cous Cous, Hummus, Sweet Potato, Sun Blushed Tomatoes, Olives and Leaves & Balsamic Glaze. Allergens - Wheat sulphites		£ 12.30
The Crunchy Greek With Leaves, Sun Blushed Tomatos,Feta, Cucumber, Red Onion, Olives & Homemade Croutons & Balsamic Glaze allergens - Milk Sulphites Gluten		£ 13.45
Chicken or (Tofu) Humous Bowl With Roast Veg Cous Cous, Avo, Leaves, Roast Sweet Potato & Seeds & Balsamic Glaze Allergens - Wheat, Sesame, Celery. (Choose Tofu instead of chicken for a Vegan dish extra allergen - soy)	Chicken	£ 13.80
With Roast Veg Cous Cous, Avo, Leaves, Roast Sweet Potato & Seeds & Balsamic Glaze Allergens - Wheat, Sesame, Celery. (Choose Tofu instead of chicken for a Vegan dish extra allergen - soy)	Tofu (Vegan)	£ 13.80
Smoked Salmon & Avocado With Leaves, Cucumber, Spring Onion, olives, seeds & Balsamic Glaze allergens Fish sulphites		£ 16.00
Halloumi and Pomegranate With Leaves, Roast Veg Cous Cous, Humous, Roast Sweet potato. & Balsamic Glaze. Allergens - Milk Wheat, Sesame		£ 13.80

Pudding Kitchen

Item		Price	Add
Lemon and Sugar Allergens - Milk, Egg, Wheat		£ 6.50
Blueberry Pancakes w Lemon & Sugar Allergens - Wheat, Milk, Egg		£ 8.00
Banana & Maple Crunch 3 Pancakes topped w Banana & Biscoff Crumb and a pot of Maple syrup to drizzle on top. Allergens - Wheat, Egg, Milk, Soya		£ 8.50
Apple Crumble Pancakes 3 Blueberry Pancakes topped with our Homemade Apple Stew a crunch Biscoff Crumb Top and White Chocolate Drizzle allergens - Milk, Wheat, Egg		£ 10.00
Blueberry Pancakes, Stewed Apple, Biscoff Crumb & White Chocolate Sauce. Allergens Wheat, Milk, Egg Soya		£ 8.25
Nutella, Strawberries & Ice Cream Allergens - Wheat, Milk, Eggs, Hazelnut.		£ 7.75
Biscoff Crumbs, Banana, Biscoff Sauce & Ice Cream Allergens - Wheat, Milk, Egg, Soya		£ 7.75
Kinder Bueno, Strawberries, White Chocolate Hazelnut Sauce & Ice Cream Allergens - Wheat, Milk, Egg, Hazelnut, Soya		£ 7.75
Streaky Bacon & Maple Syrup Allergens- Wheat, Milk, Sulphates, Egg		£ 8.25

Coffee, Iced Coffee and Chai

Item		Price
Americano A simple and smooth coffee drink, the Americano is made by diluting a shot of rich espresso with hot water, resulting in a bold yet mellow flavor.	Regular 400ml	£ 3.55
A simple and smooth coffee drink, the Americano is made by diluting a shot of rich espresso with hot water, resulting in a bold yet mellow flavor.	Large 500ml	£ 3.80
Flat White 300ml A creamy and velvety coffee drink made with a shot of rich espresso and steamed milk, creating a smooth, balanced flavor with a silky texture.		£ 3.85
Cortado 300ml A perfectly balanced espresso-based drink, the Cortado is made by combining equal parts rich espresso and steamed milk.		£ 3.85
Cappuccino A classic and beloved espresso-based drink, the Cappuccino is made with a shot of rich espresso, steamed milk, and a generous layer of frothy milk foam on top.	Regular 400ml	£ 4.00
A classic and beloved espresso-based drink, the Cappuccino is made with a shot of rich espresso, steamed milk, and a generous layer of frothy milk foam on top.	Large 500ml	£ 4.40
Latte A smooth and creamy espresso-based drink, the Latte is made with a shot of rich espresso and steamed milk, topped with a thin layer of microfoam.	Regular 400ml	£ 4.00
A smooth and creamy espresso-based drink, the Latte is made with a shot of rich espresso and steamed milk, topped with a thin layer of microfoam.	Large 500ml	£ 4.40
Caramel Waffle Latte 500ml Caramel Latte with a Stroopwaffle!		£ 5.50
Chai Latte A warm and aromatic drink, the Chai Latte combines the bold, spiced flavors of traditional Indian chai tea with the creamy smoothness of steamed milk.	Regular 400ml	£ 4.00
A warm and aromatic drink, the Chai Latte combines the bold, spiced flavors of traditional Indian chai tea with the creamy smoothness of steamed milk.	Large 500ml	£ 4.50
Matcha Latte 500ml A vibrant and soothing drink made by whisking finely ground matcha green tea powder with a bit of hot water and then blending it with steamed milk.		£ 4.80
Dirty Chai A bold and flavorful twist on the traditional Chai Latte, the Dirty Chai combines the spiced richness of chai tea with a shot of espresso, creating a delightful fusion of warming spices and robust coffee flavor.	Regular 400ml	£ 4.25
A bold and flavorful twist on the traditional Chai Latte, the Dirty Chai combines the spiced richness of chai tea with a shot of espresso, creating a delightful fusion of warming spices and robust coffee flavor.	Large 500ml	£ 4.55
Mocha A rich and indulgent coffee drink, the Mocha combines a shot of espresso with velvety steamed milk and a generous amount of chocolate syrup or cocoa powder, creating a sweet and creamy flavor profile.	Regular 400ml	£ 4.15
A rich and indulgent coffee drink, the Mocha combines a shot of espresso with velvety steamed milk and a generous amount of chocolate syrup or cocoa powder, creating a sweet and creamy flavor profile.	Large 500ml	£ 4.50
White Chocolate Mocha 500ml A creamy and indulgent coffee drink that blends the rich, smooth flavors of white chocolate with espresso and steamed milk.		£ 5.80
Iced Americano 500ml A refreshing and bold coffee drink, the Iced Americano is made by diluting espresso with cold water and then pouring it over ice.		£ 3.80
Iced Latte 500ml A smooth and refreshing coffee drink, the Iced Latte is made by combining rich espresso with cold milk and ice.		£ 4.50
Iced Mocha 500ml A deliciously indulgent cold coffee drink, the Iced Mocha combines rich espresso, chilled milk, and a generous swirl of chocolate syrup, all poured over ice.		£ 4.80
Iced Chai Latte 500ml A cool and refreshing twist on the classic chai latte, the Iced Chai Latte blends bold, spiced chai tea with chilled milk and ice.		£ 4.50
Iced Dirty Chai 500ml A bold and energizing twist on the classic iced chai latte, the Iced Dirty Chai combines the spiced warmth of chai tea with a shot of espresso, poured over ice.		£ 4.80
Frappe (Blended) 500ml A cool, frosty, and indulgent treat, the Frappe (Blended) is a refreshing, ice-cold coffee drink made by blending espresso with ice, milk, and sweetener until smooth and frothy.		£ 5.00
Mocha Frappe (Blended) 500ml A deliciously indulgent and icy treat, the Mocha Frappe combines rich espresso with chocolate syrup, milk, and ice, blended to a smooth, frosty consistency.		£ 5.75

Hot Chocolate and Spiced Drinks

Item		Price
Hot Chocolate	Regular 400ml	£ 4.00
	Large 500ml	£ 4.75
Spiced Apple 500ml Warm Spiced Apple		£ 5.00
Spiced Chai Orange 500ml Hot Chai with Orange		£ 5.00

Tea & Iced Tea

Item		Price
Tea 400ml 400ml		£ 2.95
Decaf Tea 400ml 400ml		£ 2.95
Suki Loose Leaf 400ml 400ml	Earl Grey	£ 3.75
400ml	Peppermint	£ 3.75
400ml	Goji Berry and Pomegranate	£ 3.75
400ml	Lemongrass and Ginger	£ 3.75
400ml	Green	£ 3.75
400ml	English Brekky	£ 3.75
400ml	Chamomile	£ 3.75
Plain Iced Tea 500ml 500ml		£ 4.40
Pineapple Iced Tea 500ml 500ml		£ 4.40
Peach Iced Tea 500ml 500ml		£ 4.40

Shakes

Item		Price
Ice Cream Shakes 500ml 500ml	Oreo	£ 6.40
500ml	Biscoff	£ 6.40
500ml	Kinderella	£ 6.40
Chocolate Milkshake Regular or large	Regular 400ml	£ 3.65
Regular or large	Large 500ml	£ 4.65
Strawberry Milkshake Regular or large	Regular 400ml	£ 3.65
Regular or large	Large 500ml	£ 4.65
Vanilla Milkshake Regular or large	Regular 400ml	£ 3.65
Regular or large	Large 500ml	£ 4.65
White Chocolate Milkshake Regular or Large	Regular 400ml	£ 3.65
Regular or Large	Large 500ml	£ 4.65
Banana Milkshake Regular or Large	Regular 400ml	£ 3.65
Regular or Large	Large 500ml	£ 4.65
Caramel Milkshake Regular or Large	Regular 400ml	£ 3.65
Regular or Large	Large 500ml	£ 4.65
White Chocolate Matcha Shake 500ml 500ml		£ 6.70

Smoothies and Spritzers

Item		Price	Add
Banana and Strawberry Spritzer 500ml Fruity & Fizzy		£ 5.15
Exotic Spritzer 500ml Fruity & Fizzy		£ 5.15
Pineapple and Passion Fruit Spritzer 500ml Fruity & Fizzy		£ 5.15

Kombucha

Item		Price	Add
You & I Ginger Kombucha 330ml 330ml - Organic & Unpasteurised.		£ 5.00
You & I Lime and Sea Salt 330ml 330ml - Organic & Unpasteurised.		£ 5.00
You & I Lemon and Lavender 330ml 330ml - Organic & Unpasteurised.		£ 5.00
You & I Black Cherry 330ml 330ml - Organic & Unpasteurised.		£ 5.00
Hip Pop Pink Grapefruit Living Soda 330ml 330ml		£ 3.85

Cans and Bottles

Item		Price
San Pellegrino 330ml 330ml	Orange	£ 3.00
330ml	Orange and Pomegranate	£ 3.00
330ml	Lemon	£ 2.50
Sprite Lemon Lime 330ml Can Sparkling Lemon-Lime Flavour Low Calorie Soft Drink with Sugar and Sweeteners		£ 3.00
Still Water 500ml 500ml		£ 2.00
Sparkling Water 500ml 500ml		£ 2.00
Hip Pop Pink Grapefruit Living Soda 330ml 330ml		£ 3.85
Coca-Cola Zero Sugar 330ml Sparkling Low Calorie Soft Drink with Plant Extracts with Sweeteners		£ 2.55
Diet Coke Cola 330ml Can Sparkling Low Calorie Soft Drink with Plant Extracts with Sweeteners.		£ 2.55
Coca-Cola Original Taste 330ml Sparkling Soft Drink with Plant Extracts		£ 2.80
Sprite Lemon Lime 330ml Can Sparkling Lemon-Lime Flavour Low Calorie Soft Drink with Sugar and Sweeteners		£ 2.80
Fruit Shoot 275ml 275ml	Orange	£ 1.25
275ml	Blackcurrant	£ 1.25
Agave Cola 275ml 275ml		£ 3.85
Spiced Agave Cola 275ml 275ml		£ 3.85
Cherry Agave Cola 275ml 275ml		£ 3.85

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Funky Monkey

175-177 Bramhall Ln, Stockport, Cheshire, SK2 6JA

Explore the full menu from Funky Monkey in Stockport. Order Breakfast takeaway online for fast delivery or collection. Wide selection of delicious dishes.

Funky Monkey Takeaway Menu

Light Bites

K.Aris Locally Made Greek Yoghurt

Bacon Light Bite (toast not included)

Sausage Light Bite (toast not included)

Homemade Tofu Light Bite (toast not included)

Smoked Salmon Light Bite (toast not included)

Big Breakfasts

Diddy Kong

King Kong

Marv's DiddyZilla

Godzilla

Vegan Diddy

Vegan Kong

Veganzilla

Gluten Free Diddy Kong

Gluten Free King Kong

Breakfast Sandwiches

Bacon Bad Boy

Bacon Tower

Salmon & Cream Cheese

Bacon & Sausage

Halloumi & Sweet Chilli

Vegan Bad Boy

Homemade Tofu

Vegan Sexy Sausage

Jacket Spuds

Cheeky Tuna Mayo

Beans N Cheese

Bacon Cheese N Beans

Grilled Cheese & Onion

Panini

Classic

Sweet Chilli Piggy

Chicken & Homemade Pesto

BBQ Chicken

Tuna Melt

All The Plants

Sweet Chilli Tofu Melt

Sexy Salads

Chicken, Bacon & Avo

Funky Salad

The Crunchy Greek

Chicken or (Tofu) Humous Bowl

Smoked Salmon & Avocado

Halloumi and Pomegranate

Pudding Kitchen

Lemon and Sugar

Blueberry Pancakes w Lemon & Sugar

Banana & Maple Crunch

Apple Crumble Pancakes

Blueberry Pancakes, Stewed Apple, Biscoff Crumb & White Chocolate Sauce.

Nutella, Strawberries & Ice Cream

Biscoff Crumbs, Banana, Biscoff Sauce & Ice Cream

Kinder Bueno, Strawberries, White Chocolate Hazelnut Sauce & Ice Cream

Streaky Bacon & Maple Syrup

Coffee, Iced Coffee and Chai

Americano

Flat White 300ml

Cortado 300ml

Cappuccino

Latte

Caramel Waffle Latte 500ml

Chai Latte

Matcha Latte 500ml

Dirty Chai

Mocha

White Chocolate Mocha 500ml

Iced Americano 500ml

Iced Latte 500ml

Iced Mocha 500ml

Iced Chai Latte 500ml

Iced Dirty Chai 500ml

Frappe (Blended) 500ml

Mocha Frappe (Blended) 500ml

Hot Chocolate and Spiced Drinks

Hot Chocolate

Spiced Apple 500ml

Spiced Chai Orange 500ml

Tea & Iced Tea

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