Go Thicc or Go Home
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Cake & Shake DuoA creamy cheesecake pot or upgrade to a rich milk cake for just +£1.99 — All paired with a thick 20oz milkshake. Soft, sweet, and made to spoil your taste buds. |
£ 10.99 |  | |
Burger & Shake DealYour choice of burger paired with one of our signature thicc shakes. Thick, creamy, loaded with flavour, and built to hit properly. Add chips for £2.95 and make it a full thicc meal. |
£ 12.99 | | |
Cookie Dough DuoTwo warm cookie doughs (each served with ice cream), plus your choice of toppings. Made for sharing — or not. |
£ 13.99 | | |
The Thicc ComboOne warm cookie dough (served with ice cream) + one thick 20oz milkshake. Pure indulgence in every bite and sip — the thiccest pairing on the menu. |
£ 13.99 | |
Pizza Slabs by Thicc
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Cheezy SlabOur signature cheese blend melted over a rich tomato base and finished with Italian seasoning for the ultimate crispy-edged cheese slab. |
£ 9.99 | | |
Pepperoni SlabLoaded with pepperoni and our signature cheese blend on a rich tomato base. Simple, cheesy and dangerously addictive. |
£ 12.99 | | |
Buffalo Chicken SlabFajita chicken, our signature cheese blend, and jalapeños on our buffalo base sauce for the perfect spicy kick. |
£ 12.99 | | |
Chicken & Sweetcorn SlabFajita chicken, sweetcorn, and our signature cheese blend layered over our house marinara sauce for a classic takeaway combo done thicc style. |
£ 12.99 | |
Hot Bites
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Thicc Cheeseburger6oz Beef patty, melted cheese, soft toasted bun. Build it your way. |
£ 7.99 | | |
Thicc Chicken BurgerCrispy chicken fillet, melted cheese, soft bun. Simple, heavy, and hits every time. |
£ 7.49 | | |
Thicc Chicken WrapLoaded with crispy chicken tenders, seasoned chips & gherkins, wrapped up with your choice of sauce |
£ 6.99 | | |
Classic Chicken WrapLoaded with crispy chicken tenders, fresh lettuce & gherkins, all wrapped warm and ready to go. |
£ 5.99 | | |
Bag o' ChipsGolden, crispy fries seasoned simply with salt — the perfect side to any order. |
£ 3.49 | |
Milk Cakes
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The Biscoff One - Milk CakeFlooded with Biscoff sauce, stacked with crushed Lotus biscuits, and double-drizzled because we don’t hold back. |
£ 5.99 | | |
The Oreo One - Milk CakeA cookies & cream classic. Topped with crushed Oreo layered over soft milk cake, and Cookies and Cream dessert sauce |
£ 5.99 | | |
The White Bueno One - Milk CakeSilky White Chocolate & Hazelnut sauce meets White Kinder Bueno chunks |
£ 5.99 | | |
The Nutella One - Milk CakeDrizzled in warm Nutella, and topped with milk chocolate shavings for pure indulgence. |
£ 5.99 | | |
The Aero Mint One - Milk CakeCrushed Aero Mint, smooth chocolate drizzle, and a refreshing swirl of mint cream — the perfect mint chocolate hit. |
£ 5.99 | | |
The Red Berry One - Milk CakeOur classic milk cake smothered in strawberry and raspberry sauces. Be ready! |
£ 5.99 | |
Matilda Slices
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Classic Chocolate Matilda SliceA thick slice of rich chocolate fudge cake finished with a smooth chocolate ganache topping and chocolate crumb. Dense, dark and unapologetically indulgent. |
£ 5.99 | |
Cheesecake Pots
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Lotus Biscoff Cheesecake PotSweet, spiced, and seriously addictive. A thick, creamy cheesecake layered over a buttery biscuit base, topped with melted Biscoff spread and finished with a Lotus biscuit crumble. Served chilled. Unapologetically thicc. |
£ 4.99 | | |
Nutella Cheesecake PotThicc, rich, and straight-up dangerous. Our silky cheesecake sits on a buttery biscuit base, topped with a generous layer of Nutella spread and finished with crushed Flake for extra chocolate chaos. Handmade, fully loaded, and served chilled. Scoop slow — this one hits hard. |
£ 4.99 | | |
Cookies & Cream Dream Cheesecake PotThicc layers of creamy cheesecake topped with a cookies & cream drizzle and loaded with chunky Oreo pieces. Big, bold, and built for serious cravings. |
£ 4.99 | | |
Vanilla Cheesecake PotStripped back and straight to the point. A smooth, rich, no-bake vanilla cheesecake in an 8oz pot with a buttery biscuit base — nothing on top, and nothing missing. Handmade with full-fat soft cheese and double cream for that classic New York-style hit. Simple. Satisfying. Thicc. |
£ 4.99 | | |
Red Berry Cheesecake PotOur classic cheesecake pot smothered in strawberry and raspberry sauces. Be ready! |
£ 4.99 | |
Cookie Dough
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Banoffee Cookie DoughSoft-baked milk chocolate cookie dough stacked with fresh banana chunks and drowned in sticky toffee sauce. Hot. Gooey. Unapologetically thicc. If you like banoffee, this is non-negotiable. |
£ 7.99 | | |
Chocolate Orange Cookie DoughHot milk-chocolate cookie dough topped with Terry's chocolate orange pieces and smothered in dessert orange & chocolate sauces. Yummy. Gooey. Second to none. This is the one! |
£ 7.99 | | |
Kinder Bueno Cookie DoughHot milk-chocolate cookie dough loaded with crunchy Kinder Bueno pieces and drowned in white chocolate & hazelnut sauce. Creamy. Nutty. Filthy in the best way.This one doesn’t last long. |
£ 7.99 | | |
Nutella Kisses - Cookie DoughMilk Chocolate Cookie base, nutella & Marshmallows. Served with a single scoop of your choice of ice-cream |
£ 7.99 | | |
Biscoff Melt Cookie DoughWhite Chocolate Cookie base, Biscoff spread, biscoff crumbs, and a drizzle of white chocolate drizzle |
£ 7.99 | | |
Oreo Cookie DoughHot milk-chocolate cookie dough packed with Oreo crumbs and smothered in Oreo sauce. Dark. Gooey. Obscene. If Oreo is your thing, stop scrolling. |
£ 7.99 | |
Ice-cream
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Single ScoopChoose flavour |
£ 1.99 | | |
Double ScoopChoose flavour |
£ 2.99 | |
Milkshakes
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Vanilla Ice Ice Baby Milkshake 570mlDon’t call it basic. Smooth vanilla shake finished with a drizzle of salted caramel sauce that takes it from classic to filthy. Add whipped cream if you’re feeling extra. Simple. Golden. Thicc. |
£ 7.99 | | |
Strawberry Milkshake 570mlFresh, fruity, and far from innocent. Velvety strawberry shake with sweet drizzle on top. Whipped cream is optional. Self-control is not. Only from Thicc. |
£ 7.99 | | |
Biscoff Bash Milkshake 570mlSmooth, spiced, and impossible to sip slow. Creamy vanilla shake blended with Lotus Biscoff spread and topped with Biscoff crumble. Whipped cream optional — but we know you're thinking yes. Just thicc. |
£ 8.99 | | |
Oreo Overload Milkshake 570mlCrushed Oreos. Creamy vanilla. Full send. Topped with extra cookie crumble — and whipped cream if you're that kind of person. Cold. Crunchy. Thicc. |
£ 8.99 | | |
Bubblegum Lick Milkshake 570mlSweet, blue, and loud. A creamy bubblegum-flavoured shake that hits like pure nostalgia, topped with rainbow sprinkles for full throwback vibes. Whipped cream? Optional. Chaos? Guaranteed. Only at Thicc. |
£ 8.99 | | |
Bueno-Bueno Milkshake 579mlA rich blend of vanilla ice cream and real Kinder Bueno pieces, swirled with smooth white chocolate & hazelnut sauce and a drizzle of milk chocolate — pure indulgence in every sip. |
£ 8.99 | | |
Aero mint milkshake 570mlAero mint milkshake with salted caramel sauce |
£ 7.99 | |
Fizzy Drinks
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Irn Bru330ml |
£ 1.99 | | |
Irn Bru Xtra330ml |
£ 1.99 | | |
Barr Cola330ml |
£ 1.99 | | |
Barr Limeade330ml |
£ 1.99 | | |
Barr American Cream Soda330ml |
£ 1.99 | | |
Barr Cherryade330ml |
£ 1.99 | |
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